i wanna see a lot of quotes in my inbox, okay? i’ve got the whole day to sit here, besides a couple hours tonight.. but whatever u guys want, i’m here for it(:
so gogogo submit!
hello and good day.
i’m sitting here sad and lonely, trying to procrastinate studying for my midterm tomorrow.. so y’all need to come and submit some quotes to me so i have something to do.
Anonymous asked: write something about dwight and the chandelier thing his perfect crime or something?
okay since this is anon, i’m going to publish this, since i can’t reply directly…
so the quote you want is this
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.”
is there a specific part you want or anything? bc thats craaaazy long, so it could get really messy.
let me know what you want me to do (:
sorry i havent made many quotes today, i’ll get to cracking on them tonight! tomorrow, i’m gonna be at universal studios, so i wont be around to make quotes… but i’ll make some more on sunday for sure. so go ahead and submit submit submit, and i’ll get to them all!
Dink n’ Flicka,